Smart Phoney

 

I’ve been abducting aliens, 
I keep them in my pocket, 
I feed them cheese and wine and then 
Put down my phone and lock it

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The aliens are free to roam
Traverse the universe
They’re always here, and there, and home
For better and for worse...

Some may say they are my friends
Some are not interested
Some seem strangely keen to meet 
The aliens in my head

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I’ve been abducting aliens 
They never seem to mind
They live amongst the pocket fluff 
And other stuff they find.